We are being referred to the fertility clinic again.   Here's hoping history repeats, because this S/A was the worst yet.

9.2M/ml, for a total count of 30.4 million. 

99%abnormal morphology.  62% non-motile.  So, approximately 300,000 working sperm, if those are the ones that move.  Less if the normal ones are non-motile. 

We have been referred, but don't have an appointment date yet.  If they have the same protocol as last time, we should get a phone call in about 6 months to tell us our appointment will be in about 9 months.   Which will coincide nicely with the birth of my newly married brother and his wife's "oops" baby.